Awhile back, I discovered the idea of #1LineWed. It’s a twitter game. And when I could remember, I’d pop on to Twitter on Wednesday, and give my best one-liner.

Well, last week, I had a new book out, and I might have used the game as shameless self-promotion.

And then I thought, I could do better than that…

So today, and today only, I will posting my best one liners from Uncommon Animals: The Hunted.

and if you like it… you can snag it for free!

And a spoiler alert for people who have only read the comic: If you read this story, you will get spoilers.